balladofgales:

TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS
waking up: haha fuck
kanyewesticle:


This is my best tweet

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

(via alexisaysmile)