dickspeightjr: howiemandel: rainbowwaterfall: that’s a lot of butter. there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter to be fair it is a lot of butter
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snappinggingers: I walk a lonely roadThe only one that I have ever known

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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rnassachusetts:

college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

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